Viv Walker

"SO they give you this big x-ray to see whether it's lurking anywhere else. And I just knew 'cos I'm a fagger, God, I've got lung cancer. I've never let anyone look down my throat, I just know they'll, y'know... you don't go looking for trouble do you? I thought I'd have lung cancer and it'd be blah,blah,blah... and I was just overjoyed, I danced all the way home, I've ONLY got breast cancer! It's not anywhere else!

"Well I just get sick of all that grizzling about the mammograms. People go on about it, "oh it hurts, it's so painful" hell, you don't know you're born! It's over in five seconds! That poor woman, she gets your bosom in there, races like mad in to flick the switch and then she's straight back again."

"It's seconds, and that could save your life."